Florida- A man in Florida was arrested earlier this morning for contaminating the towns water with approximately 325 lbs of Viagra. The contamination caused an estimated 1500 erections. Which also set a record for most erections per capita, according to the records of irrelevant crap.

Surprisingly, if the man is found guilty he could face up to 5 years in the state penitentiary for polluting the towns water with viagra. Unsurprisingly, the man lacks remorse, and has reportedly not stopped laughing since he was arrested. Also, the contamination has reportedly caused the unwanted pregnancy for 7 families that had men suffering from erectile dysfunction. One could say, the man actually helped them. But, the water contamination is reportedly the largest contamination in history in Florida. Mainly, it’s because many Floridians don’t know where their water plants are located.

In conclusion, don’t put stuff in your towns water. Because, you will go to jail. It’s bad. Anyway, if you are going to put stuff in the water. Why not put something that will help the people that are struggling with erectile dysfunction.

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